Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… 🍼😆 Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! 🥛😂 Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🤣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention Related Funny Posts 🤝 “I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no. Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose. Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk. “I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.