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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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"Who needs a breathalyzer when you've got fruit flies as your personal sobriety test squad? 🍸🦟 #CheersToFruitFlyCheckpoint"



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