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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as th…

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as th…

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"Dear customers, please don't forget to do the mandatory store-wide high five before you walk out! 🛒🙌✨ Who knows, you might just end up buying something you never knew you needed! 😄🛍️ #ShoppingAdventures"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clerk, customer, everything, humor, interaction, leave, people, retail, sales, sales clerk, shout, store, sure, touch, want on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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