Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.