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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited w…

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited w…

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"Ah, the thrill of a sudden shower or the hum of a fan – truly the rockstars of the white noise world! 🌧️🎶 Who needs concert tickets when you've got raindrops and oscillating fans to serenade your ears? 😄🎤 #WhiteNoiseRocks"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged band, excited, excitement, fan, favorite, favorite band, humor, i, listen, live, music, noise, rain, seeing, someone, sound, white, white noise on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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