Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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"Ah, the glamorous perks of being single – the freedom to have midnight pizza parties in the kitchen while embracing your true chef attire! 🍕🌙 Who needs fancy dinners when you have cold pizza and the joy of uninterrupted nudity at home? Single life: where every night is a pizza party for one! 🎉🕺"

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