After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. Iā€™m getting it framed.

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. Iā€™m getting it framed.
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Well, they do say distance makes the heart grow fonder… or in this case, a court order šŸ’ŒšŸš«šŸ¤£ Hopefully, Jude Law's response will be worth framing! šŸ–¼ļø #StalkerFanGoals

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