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  • You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.
  • It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.
  • Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.
  • Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.
  • Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.
  • I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.