Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppJust gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright. How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday. Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
