I think I look pretty okay for my age. It's just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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"When the restaurant menu becomes your arch-nemesis, you know you've reached a certain age 😂🔍 Embrace the reading glasses and keep 'looking pretty okay'! 👓💁"

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.