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Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.