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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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"Oh no, imagine embarking on a wild gummy bear hunt! 🍬🐻 Who knew grocery store aisles were their natural habitat? Better sharpen those skills with a candy safari guide! 🤣 #WildGummyBearChase"

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