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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants,…

Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants,…

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"Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️‍♂️💸"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, concept, dollars, duty, government, jury, just, murder, need, solve, wants, whenever, wild, work on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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