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  • I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.
  • You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.
  • ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.
  • What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.
  • Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.