I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more t… Commentary:"Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working. Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them. I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need. 90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.
