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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police…

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police…

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"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged authority, awkward, awkward situation, clothing, else, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, joke, just, life, me, pants, police, put, situation, tell on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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