I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police… Commentary:"Everyone has their own unique morning routine…some just have a little more urgency! 🚓😂 #FashionPolice #MorningRush" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit. Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on. Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself. The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.