How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. Commentary:"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t. Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me. I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text. Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend. Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.