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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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I put the mess in domestic.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.