I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hea… Commentary:"Oh, the perils of complimenting a tattoo without knowing what you're getting into! 🙈 Next time, just nod and smile, folks! 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said. Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it. Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence. I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy. My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.
