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Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

If you’ve never been hit with gay allegations, you’re not fly enough.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Just landed via Threads:

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.

Spotted on Slack:

Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

Trending via LinkedIn:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Shared recently on Facebook:

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

Going bananas on Discord:

We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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Ah, the sweet serendipity of life's DJ spinning your jam without you even asking for it! 🎵🎉 It's like the universe saying, "Surprise! Here's your favorite tune on the house!" 🎶🎁 Who needs a playlist when you have cosmic music playin' tricks on ya? 🌌🎧 #MusicalMagic

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Trending via Pinterest:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

Going viral on WeChat:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Trending via Telegram:

A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

Just shared via Facebook:

Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

Spotted on Reddit:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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