I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?
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"Guess it's time to learn puppy love all over again! πŸΆπŸ˜‚ #BarkInsteadOfBite"

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