I like when I walk with people and they note that I’m a fast walker. We’re in a race. We’re in a race and you’re losing actually. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When you're in the Walking Olympics and nobody told your friend 😂🏃♂️🏅 #CatchMeIfYouCan" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? “Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time. I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed. I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident. I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.