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Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Commentary:
"LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged authentication, call, condom, humor, joke, protection, pull, pull out, safety, sex, still, two-factor, two-factor authentication, using on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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