Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night… Commentary:"Current status: Professional night owl, world-class morning zombie. 🦉☕😴" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier. When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver. The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed. I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.
