I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi. Commentary:"Ready to dig up some fun and plant the seeds of innocence! 🕵️♂️🔍😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi. Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car. Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations. Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel. Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.
