Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! ๐๐ถ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Betrayal only comes from someone weโre close to. Just like herpes. Iโm equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious. My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.
