I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

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I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.