Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.