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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

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Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.