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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.