Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Being weird never goes out of style.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.