“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.