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Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.