Why would I get married when itβs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess Iβll just flip a coin before tying the knot π€ππ Related Funny Posts π€ The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married. After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak. Girls β¦ I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision wonβt seem so reasonable anymore. Why do people think itβs ok to ask why a person is single? I donβt ask why youβre unhappily married. I canβt wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.