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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.