If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart. Commentary:Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol. Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal. It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter. Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.
