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When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.