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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

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Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…