“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too d… Commentary:I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭 Related Funny Posts 🤝 November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow. November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago. Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain. Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story. Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.