Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.