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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.