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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.