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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.