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If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

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I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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Keeping my heads held high! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜† #ChinUp #DoubleTheFun

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