Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.