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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.