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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.