Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon! Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cheers to aging gracefullyβor at least pretending we do after a good glass! π₯π #BourbonTherapy Related Funny Posts π€ I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado. Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and heβs just fine. Heβs better than fine; now he has a spear. If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. Maturing is when youβd rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.