Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressf… Commentary:Trying to fast-forward through Monday's cinematic universe 🎬😩⏩ Related Funny Posts 🤝 These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break. Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm. Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that? When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia. Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.