I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore. Posted on6 days ago6 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! 😂🏈👕 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’d pretend to care about football for you. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest. I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.